Can’t say it pissed me off, but I was confus… screw it, YEAH! It pissed me off! I MUST clear my good name.
Take jokes, people! (OR Maybe I’m missing one?)
Alright. I DO NOT
- Mentally strip women naked when I see them. That’s bloody disgusting and I’m not capable of it, despite my imagination.
- Talk incessantly about certain anatomical features. Surprisingly, most people around me do. If I do, it acts as the setup/punchline for a joke. That’s it!
- I may be honest and frank and may swear openly and say stuff that’s in appropriate, but that’s because I believe that what guys can hear, girls can hear too.
- The most inappropriate thing I’ve ever done is offering the organiser of the event I won at LSR lunch with the very prize money I won. I have lived an extraordinarily staid life w.r.t social interaction and I’m sick and tired of people automatically assuming I’m a bloody lecherous pervert.