I am a fundamentally lazy person. I’m not made for spending hours and hours studying like a mindless drone. I need sleep. I cannot do 48-hour workdays. Hell, I doubt if I can even do an 8-hour workday! That’s why I’m so tired. In the last 3 days, I have slept for a cumulative 7 hours. That’s how much I should sleep in ONE friggin’ day!
Met Fudda yesterday. He seems to be having fun at Manipal. ‘Twas a little incident at Saket regarding vodka, chicken, the bill and a lack of required funds, but ‘twas resolved with the help of an old English saying regarding Friends in need and indeed with some IIT-Delhi thrown in.
And a bit of advice to myself, from myself. The next time you decide to visit someone… LOOK AT A BLOODY MIRROR FIRST!!! I had been taking an afternoon nap before which I was traveling in heavily over-crowded buses with gutka-chewing UP bhaiyas before which I was roaming the length and breadth of my “college”. I woke up after a half-hour rest, saw the time, uttered an abusive exclamation and left. Didn’t even wash my face.
I would like to apologize for my highly regrettable appearance yesterday. In my defense, I shall state that I was genuinely ignorant of what a pathetic piece of <insert insult here> I looked like. Any harm or damage caused was purely coincidental and completely unintentional.
It does explain the strange looks from pedestrians and perhaps a bit of conversational subject matter, though. Wait a second… quite a bit of conversational…
From when have I started caring about my appearance, though? Hmm…
The Batra Being and I had to go through a lot just for him to be able to listen to ‘In Rainbows’. That’s right, DK. That’s why I called you, we wanted your computer and nothing else. And the empowered and informed member of society went on a bibliographic shopping spree. I suggested ‘Alice In Wonderland’ since the poor soul has taken John Cleese’s 3 Laws of Comedy way too seriously.
A very bad post. I know.