I’m starting to state my references now. And I’m afraid of making jokes. When there are only two, maybe three people who get them… you tire.
Well, didn’t write for five whole days… ASSignments. As usual, I’m the only fool who properly typed out the 23 pages of my Elements of Aerospace Engineering Assignment. Everyone else followed the favorite Indian technique of 1. Go to wikipedia 2. ctrl+c 3. Open MS Word 4. ctrl+v 5. ctrl+p
NSIT’s InnoVision ended on a crappy note. Came 2nd in the Corporate Quiz despite my fucking up two questions! One of the better quizzes I’ve been to, though. Good job, guys.
DK ruled the Group Discussion… he steamrolled the non-existent competition. I, on the other hand, couldn’t qualify for the Visual Extempore despite scoring higher than the guy who did. Fought a bit with the judges, then smelt oil (oil=rig=rigged? Won’t explain it again. EVER.) and decided it wasn’t worth it.
Returned to Noida for nearly free. Would’ve got down at Hauz Khas… but was royally pissed off and am broke. Sorry!
My bankruptcy has manifest itself in a minus infinity cellphone balance. I’m not able to message anyone, including the number that sent me a message that read:
Hey! this is my new number. we are having fresher’s on 16. y don’t you come?
Great! Except that you didn’t leave your name! Anyway, I don’t mind the fresher’s party.. just one question: ‘Tis Free?
In Rainbows out… but can’t get it! 😦
Listening to The White Stripes like crazy. Ashwin thinks Meg is hot. I disagree.
Wanted to write something about the rampant smoking around my college and elsewhere, but who gives a fuck anymore? It’s COOL!! Isn’t it? Guys… it’s just plain stupid! For fuck’s sake! There’s NO benefit. NONE! It’s just- Ah, forget it. Go ahead, screw yourselves. Just stop pestering me, please. The non-smoking boring geek demands solitude from aggressive smoking marketing which goes like this?
Amity “Dude”(pronounced “Dew-ood”): You don’t smoke?
AD: You don’t drink?
Self: Only socially, thank you
AD: You don’t do drugs?
Self: Nope. Will try it ONCE for hallucinatory effects. But my brain’s too…necessary to waste it on that.
AD: No parties?
Self: No cash. Hate these Delhi pubs. (sucky crowd, music’s too loud, no space to just relax)
AD: No girlfriend/sex?
Self: Nope. Not “desperate”.
AD: No smokes, no booze, no drugs, no party, no sex. Man, you don’t LIVE!
Someone. Help. Please.