Obituary

It is with extreme regret that I inform you, ladies, gentlemen and the freaks, that my long hair is no more. After a year of trying and never combing, the barberian announced that unless shortened immediately, my receeding hairline shall do so indefiniely. Thus, I had to perform this act of epidermic euthanasia and end up looking like a dark-skinned feminist warrior lesbian (must grow beard, must grow beard!)

Once again, my apologies.

5 Comments

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5 responses to “Obituary

  1. dr. lee

    Damn. At least you can still drink coffee.

  2. swati

    u ass…. did u forget to wish akhil, 9th of july, BIRTHDAY!!
    he was all upset yesterday, only me and someone else wished him, wish him asap.

    dont accept the comment,

    btw i am quite happy to hear abt ur hair,
    🙂

  3. Yes. Coffee is important. Most important of all. It can make you believe that everything’s okay when it’s not. So it’s important.

  4. akhil

    u really are an ass…..
    so, i am the only one with long hair now.
    is your phone working???
    if yes give me a call…..

  5. RIP the long hair. But at least your hairline will remain in the correct place, so it’s all good.

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