Monthly Archives: May 2007

I Get all The Freaks…

A few search terms that have led people to my blog…

Shaggy Cartoon
Bhasin Accenture?
ACT 07
Fudda
Weirdo

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Due to some technical difficulties we will be unable to land at Insane City airport, hence this flight is being diverted to Freakville instead. Thank You for flying with Alagappa Airwa-
*explosion…fire… “Oh, the insanity, the insanity…”*

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Happy Towel Day

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have… any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
 – The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams

Now, am I a fanboy to take a towel to college and an exam hall?

Sikhs wear turbans to celebrate the teachings of a 500-year old man, Christians wear crosses in the memory of a carpenter-turned-prophet who was nailed to a tree over 2000 years ago. “Bob” knows why other religious dudes to their religious weirdo crap, what’s wrong with my towel?

Sorry for the bad post, exams and writer’s bloc.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Lame.

I mean, Liverpool can always be proud of their history… their fans and their magical decade (yes, it was the 80s… a decade noted for being weird…)

We can be proud of our impressive history, the way we’ve been able to come out of tough times intact, our Champions!!!! present and our treble-iffic future.

But, dude!

I cannot be rude, though, I know what it feels like to lose a dog. I’ve never been in a police station, let alone in jail; so can’t help you there Jose-hole.

It’s all over the news, but nothing on the official site.

Nice!

I’m sorry NOT! I couldn’t resist

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Gadzooks!

You don’t hear weird exclamations anymore…
Everyone just says, “Shit! or “Oh, Fuck!” with a few variations that merely involve the addition of “Man!” or “Dude!”. Of course, religion rears its ugly old head here too… “Christ!”, “Jesus!” “Hey, Bhagavaan!”

But where are the classics gone?

“Blast!”, “Gasp! (said out loud)”, “Egad!”, “Gadzooks!” ???

Ah, well. I try to make a difference by using them.

Oh, since I have my end-sems till the 31st, there will be no posts etc. Don’t ask me why.

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Spiderman-3

Watch Krrish instead. There is little or no difference.

Peter Parker does not brake into spontaneous a jig filled with pelvic thrusts on Madison avenue when Venom has taken over him.

It’s too much of a sappy love story filled with “issues” and “relationship troubles”.

Goddamit!

You guys had THREE villians and still made me fall asleep during this flick.

It’s Spiderman… he doesn’t need relationship troubles. Who the hell directed this piece of crap? Oh. right. The same guy who directed the first two. Who is the same guy who directed Evil Dead.

Spiderman and Spiderman-2 were tolerable movies which you can watch without wanting to gnaw your left leg off. Spiderman-3, however, is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…

Waste of time and money. 

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What the hairy weirdo is currently up to.

From the title, it’s quite  obvious to the discerning eye that…

I’m reading ‘What Ho!. The Best of PG Wodehouse’. Have read almost all Bertie and Jeeves and quite a few Drones and Golf stories and his earlier school stories, but this was my first into step the world of Psmith, Blandings and Ukridge. Liked Blandings and Psmith more than Ukridge. Haven’t reached Mr. Mulliner yet.

I’m also reading Stephen Hawking’s ‘The Theory of Everything’. As much as I like Dr. Hawking for writing that life-changing work of scientific genius, he basically writes the same stuff in all of these books. I need books that bridge the gap between informed layman and technical work.

Halfway through Richard Dawkins ‘The Blind Watchmaker’.

Better get started on Ansi C++, H K Dass ‘Advanced Engineering Mathematics’, Satyaprakash ‘Engineering Physics’ and the rest of the lot.

Listening to:

     

  

Playing Counter-strike like a madman (wait that’s a Terrorist BOT! *fires gun* “BOOM! Headshot!”) 

Rotten existence.

Oh, btw, if you call me… Don’t Panic.

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Damn It!

Well, it wasn’t meant to be.

AC Milan were an awesome team on the day and I guess that they deserved to win. I don’t know who’ll win the cup… but it proves that the UCL is now the dominion of “cup-teams”.

Platini is right.

All the Best to the kop and milan… May The Best Cup-Team Win.

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