So! It’s a rumor, I agree, but ill-rumors have a tendency to be harbringers of truth. Is Mister David “Metrosexual, formerly the best crosser and free-kick taker in the world, now relegated to an advertisment pin-up for the US” Beckham actually packing his bags from a lengthy siesta in REAL MADrid and moving to THAT club? Of course, there are many indications he might go to lesser illustrious ones such as West Ham(the prospect… Beckham losing to THE club at THE ground playing for West Ham!) or a decently reputed club such as Newcastle. But if he does go to THAT club… it will be betrayal. Agreed, it’s better than him going EWWW…THAT club or *that* club, but I still feel that he’s better off coming back to United…Reserves. Naah, seriously, go to Newcastle. With Becks and Owen, it will be a weird “dream partnership” that isn’t quite a dream partnership. Time will tell.