Home Alone

If there’s ever been a hollywood flick that has mirrored my life more than “Saving Private Ryan”, Home Alone is the one. Stayed alone for three weeks in June-July and now have a 3-day vacation which coincides with THE weekend. Friday, Mom leaves for some training camp-thingie in Gurgaon, not to return till sunday. Friday alos happens to be the last day of the semester. Resisted the temptation of taking the car to college, but should’ve done it, as I only reached home at eight-pm! (the whole Delhi-Noida-Greater Noida journey, hell has a new dynamic destination) Watched one of my favorite flicks of all-time on Pix last night (The Good, The Bad and Harish Alagappa). Slept late, woke up near noon! Decided to take advantage of a Domino’s offer and ordered pizza for lunch! Yes, sir. Life can be good.

And yes, Sunil Mittal is the illegitimate whore-son of Eccentrica Gallumbits – The triple-breasted whore of Eroticon-5, Paris Hilton, Keven Federline, Britney Spears, all members of N’Sync and the Backstreet Boys and that skinny dog that loiters around outside Shahdara Metro Station. And my Engineering Drawing “teacher” is his half-brother.

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4 responses to “Home Alone

  1. The good, the bad and Harish Alagappa!!! Come onnnnnnnnn!! Get over it!Why do you keep doin it to yourself!!

    Anyway,..that’s all you were upto when you had the freedom to be on your own!!!!! Argh!! Let’s switch places!!!!! 😀 😀

  2. Well, there was a bottle of Peter Scot at home… and I needed something to go with the pizza…

  3. If there’s ever been a hollywood flick that has mirrored my life more than “Saving Private Ryan”…

    Never, ever, has, in the history of blogging, anyone, attempted to write anything close to the hyperbole that was that sentence fragment.

    Sheesh.

    Could this be any more zzzzz……….

  4. VIKRAM

    I PERSONALLY FEEL THAT MADAR CHOD SUNIL MITTAL THE TOP 5 TELECOM COMPANY CHAIRMAN IS JUST FOOLING PUBLIC USKI MAA BHI CHUDWALEGA FOR MONEY HE JUST SEND US BILL OF 2600 BUCKS WITHOUT USING IT ALL S0 I REQUEST MY INDIAN BROTHERS TO JUST LEAVE THIS COMPANY AND JUST TRY FOR SOME OTHER CONNECTION WHICH IS LIL BETTER THAN THIS MOTHER FUCKER PROVIDES

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