If there’s ever been a hollywood flick that has mirrored my life more than “Saving Private Ryan”, Home Alone is the one. Stayed alone for three weeks in June-July and now have a 3-day vacation which coincides with THE weekend. Friday, Mom leaves for some training camp-thingie in Gurgaon, not to return till sunday. Friday alos happens to be the last day of the semester. Resisted the temptation of taking the car to college, but should’ve done it, as I only reached home at eight-pm! (the whole Delhi-Noida-Greater Noida journey, hell has a new dynamic destination) Watched one of my favorite flicks of all-time on Pix last night (The Good, The Bad and Harish Alagappa). Slept late, woke up near noon! Decided to take advantage of a Domino’s offer and ordered pizza for lunch! Yes, sir. Life can be good.
And yes, Sunil Mittal is the illegitimate whore-son of Eccentrica Gallumbits – The triple-breasted whore of Eroticon-5, Paris Hilton, Keven Federline, Britney Spears, all members of N’Sync and the Backstreet Boys and that skinny dog that loiters around outside Shahdara Metro Station. And my Engineering Drawing “teacher” is his half-brother.