Entries from May 2007

May 25, 2007

I Get all The Freaks…

A few search terms that have led people to my blog…
Shaggy Cartoon
Bhasin Accenture?
ACT 07
Fudda
Weirdo
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Due to some technical difficulties we will be unable to land at Insane City airport, hence this flight is being diverted to Freakville instead. Thank You for flying with Alagappa Airwa-
*explosion…fire… “Oh, the insanity, [...]

May 25, 2007

Happy Towel Day

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have… any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
 - The Hitchhiker’s Guide to [...]

May 17, 2007

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Lame.
I mean, Liverpool can always be proud of their history… their fans and their magical decade (yes, it was the 80s… a decade noted for being weird…)
We can be proud of our impressive history, the way we’ve been able to come out of tough times intact, our Champions!!!! present and our treble-iffic future.
But, dude!
I cannot be [...]

May 13, 2007

Gadzooks!

You don’t hear weird exclamations anymore…
Everyone just says, “Shit! or “Oh, Fuck!” with a few variations that merely involve the addition of “Man!” or “Dude!”. Of course, religion rears its ugly old head here too… “Christ!”, “Jesus!” “Hey, Bhagavaan!”
But where are the classics gone?
“Blast!”, “Gasp! (said out loud)”, “Egad!”, “Gadzooks!” ???
Ah, well. I try to [...]

May 9, 2007

Spiderman-3

Watch Krrish instead. There is little or no difference.
Peter Parker does not brake into spontaneous a jig filled with pelvic thrusts on Madison avenue when Venom has taken over him.
It’s too much of a sappy love story filled with “issues” and “relationship troubles”.
Goddamit!
You guys had THREE villians and still made me fall asleep during this [...]

May 4, 2007

What the hairy weirdo is currently up to.

From the title, it’s quite  obvious to the discerning eye that…
I’m reading ‘What Ho!. The Best of PG Wodehouse’. Have read almost all Bertie and Jeeves and quite a few Drones and Golf stories and his earlier school stories, but this was my first into step the world of Psmith, Blandings and Ukridge. Liked Blandings and Psmith more than Ukridge. [...]

May 3, 2007

Damn It!

Well, it wasn’t meant to be.
AC Milan were an awesome team on the day and I guess that they deserved to win. I don’t know who’ll win the cup… but it proves that the UCL is now the dominion of “cup-teams”.
Platini is right.
All the Best to the kop and milan… May The Best Cup-Team [...]